pseudoprofoundelectronicartists:

New York is broke, and it’s one of the safest cities you can live in.  I can go out and walk around and yeah – I have a great big white dog who is not scary and she’s boy crazy.  But I have a big huge butcher knife in my purse -  which is against the law, but hey, if they’re going to hurt my dog I’m going to slice one of them.  I am!  If they have a right to bear arms, I have a right to bear arms, G**Dammit!  That’s how I think.  We’re not able to do it, but they can.  So I’m always worried about her.   I won’t go back home to Creston.  My sister lives there though. My brother died last summer, he followed that Irish heritage, you know.  I certainly have it.  I’ve been clean and sober for a very long time.  Cocaine kind of sped up the alcoholism, I think.

THIS JUST IN: JULEE CRUISE IS LEGIT CRAZYPANTS.